
Written & performed by Mark Carey
Mark Carey, writer of Into The Breach and What's Wrong with Benny Hill has teamed up with Giles Shenton, producer of Old Herbaceous, Three Men in a Boat, Fagin?, and My Dog's Got No Nose to bring you a spooky thriller set in the same theatre dressing room, during the same play, at the same theatre, but 60 years apart.
During both time periods the theatre is hosting a performance of Hamlet where "time is out of joint."
What is the unearthly link between the two productions?
How can the same things be happening to different people 60 years apart?
What secrets have been buried in the old dressing room under the stage?
Why are the actors fascinated by the old dressing room mirror?
Just don't look into it......you might not like what you see!
The stunning effects will have you believing that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Future dates
3 Oct 2026 Players Theatre, Thame, Oxon
https://www.thameplayers.co.uk/events/dead-on-cue
6 Nov 2026 Caister Town Hall, Lincs
23 Apr 2027 Bigbury Memorial Hall, Devon
24 April 2027 East Allington Parish Hall, Devon
Past dates
12 Mar 2025 Ilmington Village Hall, nr Stratford-upon-Avon, Warks
13 Mar 2025 Ilmington Village Hall, nr Stratford-upon-Avon, Warks
14 Mar 2025 Ilmington Village Hall, nr Stratford-upon-Avon, Warks
15 Mar 2025 Ilmington Village Hall, nr Stratford-upon-Avon, Warks
21 Mar 2025 Southwold Arts Centre, Southwold, Suffolk
28 Mar 2025 Cygnet Theatre, Exeter, Devon
29 Mar 2025 Vera Fletcher Hall, Thames Ditton, Surrey
11 April 2025 Sherborne Studio Theatre, Sherborne, Dorset
12 April 2025 Sherborne Studio Theatre, Sherborne, Dorset 2.30pm & 7.30pm
19 April 2025 Cotswold Playhouse, Stroud, Glos
23 April 2025 Bear Pit Theatre, Stratford-upon-Avon, Warks
24 April 2025 Bear Pit Theatre, Stratford-upon-Avon, Warks
25 April 2025 Bear Pit Theatre, Stratford-upon-Avon, Warks
26 April 2025 Brixham Theatre, Brixham, Devon
7 May 2025 Middlesbrough Theatre, Middlesbrough, North Yorks
8 May 2025 Corn Hall, Diss, Suffolk
10 May 2025 Conquest Theatre, Bromyard, Herefordshire
7 June 2025 Dummer Village Hall, Hants
20 June 2025 Barn Theatre, Oxted, Surrey
1 July 2025 Stafford Gatehouse Theatre, Stafford, Staffs
2 July 2025 Stafford Gatehouse Theatre, Stafford, Staffs
3 July 2025 Stafford Gatehouse Theatre, Stafford, Staffs
12 July 2025 Clyro Village Hall, Powys
10 Oct 2025 Glentworth Village Hall, Lincs
17 Oct 2025 Long Bennington Village Hall, Lincs
25 Oct 2025 Southwell Library, Notts
29 Oct 2025 Bonington Theatre, Arnold, Notts
8 Nov 2025 Sutton Village Hall, Beds
21 Nov 2025 Long Acre Art Centre, Bingham, Notts ***SOLD OUT***
22 Nov 2025 Cherington Village Hall, Warks
12 Feb 2026 Everyman Theatre, Cheltenham, Glos ***SOLD OUT***
13 Feb 2026 Everyman Theatre, Cheltenham, Glos
14 Feb 2026 Everyman Theatre, Cheltenham, Glos ***SOLD OUT*** (matinee & evening)
19 Mar 2026 Astor Theatre, Deal, Kent
28 Mar 2026 Ron Dawson Memorial Hall, Lincs
23 May 2026 Axe Vale Arts, Axbridge, Somerset
27 June 2026 Sarah Thorne Theatre, Broadstairs, Kent
26 Aug 2026 The Coach House Theatre, Malvern, Worcs

Written and performed by Mark Carey, Dead on Cue is a ghost story set in the dressing room of a London theatre where Sir Claude Mason is performing in Hamlet, the twist being we see two iterations, sixty five years apart.
Stuck in the dressing room while Claude treads the boards, are Bertie Tindall in the past and Hamish Fife in the present, minor character actors resentful of Claude Mason’s predominance in the play. Carey plays both Bernie and Hamish in two masterly monologues that deftly present each with such clearly delineated characters it’s at times easy to forget they are played by the same man.
Bertie is the Music Hall ham, full of bluster and mannered delivery, struggling in a world that no longer wants declaratory exposition from a larger than life performer. His role in the play is to set out the jigsaw pieces in such a way that it’s hard to discern the full picture. With the help of some cheeky practical effects and excellent sound design, a claustrophobic sense of unease builds throughout his bilious retelling of the road to misfortune. By the close of the first act he’s left the audience with more questions than answers, as is the way with such tales.
The slow and steady pace of MR James comes to mind, or the tall tales from Inside No 9. The play demanded an attentiveness from the audience as subtle clues are teasingly offered up with a deliberate pace that requires patience and good faith that all will be revealed.
After the interval, during which the set was artfully redressed, Bertie’s descendant is pouring over artefacts from the past, as Carey nicely underplays Hamish in sharp contrast to the bombast of Bertie. There’s an elegant precision to the way Carey’s text deftly starts to make sense of the jigsaw pieces of the first half, and an impish ingenuity to the way he misdirects the picture the audience thinks they are seeing. Artfully, Carey integrates the text of Hamlet into the narrative, which, together with some impressive stage wizardry, elevates the production to something more than a shaggy dog story, albeit one that remains a self-aware hoot for those of us that can’t resist a spooky tale with a satisfyingly twisted conclusion.
Has Shakespeare’s longest, most challenging and arguably greatest play ever been more popular? Last year’s acclaimed RSC adaptation set aboard the doomed Titanic was followed by the spellbinding musical and dramatic fusion of Hamlet with Radiohead’s seminal album, Hail to the Thief. The tragedy poignantly threads its way through the acclaimed 2020 Maggie O’Farrell novel, Hamnet, becoming first a play in 2023 before hitting the big screens in January this year. Aneil Karia’s visceral cinematic reimagining was released last Friday. There is clearly a voracious appetite for the melancholy Dane, his tortured, existential angst in a rotten, corrupted world seemingly resonating with modern audiences more than ever.
To this thriving canon we can also add this gripping one-man show, first performed, appropriately enough, at The Bear Pit Theatre in Stratford-upon-Avon in April last year. Written by and starring Mark Carey, Dead on Cue is a deliciously traditional ghost story, a spooky thriller set in the same dressing room of the same theatre, where the same play – Hamlet, of course – is being performed, sixty years apart.
Carey has a rich pedigree of successful one-handed shows. Act One sees him monologuing as fading East End music-hall star Bertie Tindall, resentfully relegated to the minor role of the gravedigger in a 1958 stage production which features fictional rising star Claude Mason as the Prince of Denmark. Tindall’s intriguing tale lays a number of clues for the second act, set sixty-five years later, with Carey this time cast as Hamish Fife, promoted to understudy and the ghost of Old Hamlet, with the beknighted Mason, now an ageing theatrical legend, still occupying the lead role. Yet Tindall and Fife’s narratives have even more in common than we initially realise as secrets long since buried in the old dressing room under the stage come ominously to light. A versatile and talented performer with over forty years’ experience of stage and screen, Carey skilfully presents two very different but richly characterised monologues whilst also interchanging seamlessly between several additional minor characters when needed.
Carey’s writing is equally impressive. Much like the late Tom Stoppard’s existential tragicomedy Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, where these two doomed characters perform around, as well as in, Hamlet, Carey’s play’s great strength lies in the cleverness of the script: the writer delicately weaves strands of Shakespeare’s text into the narrative as the ‘onstage’ Hamlet takes place offstage, à la Noises Off, disembodied voices from an intercom system connecting to the dressing room in the bowels of the theatre and fuelling the play’s taut, supernatural mood. Fittingly for Shakespeare’s most ghostly play, Dead On Cue has the spinechilling feel of an MR James story brought to life on stage. Some simple, low-budget, yet highly effective technical trickery means the show has some creepy surprises up its sleeve. Kevin Oliver Jones’ original score and producer Giles Shenton’s sound design are suitably sinister, while the edge of your seat, where you may well find yourself at times, is conveniently just inches from the action, the fifty-seat Irving Studio the perfectly intimate venue for this tense and unsettling tale.
Dead on Cue is an understated gem that cleverly holds a distorted mirror, obliquely, up to Shakespeare’s original play, exploring many of the same themes, yet it also stands alone as a gripping ghostly tale with an unexpected final twist. Talking of mirrors, you may well also think twice before looking in one when you get home.
★★★★☆ Tony Clarke 13 February 2026
Monologues are curious beasts. They’ve become popular in recent years, not least because they cut down on production and touring costs. But they place considerable demands on the actor, who has to perform many roles in one show, shifting effortlessly between them, and often talking directly to the audience as well. If all the world’s a stage, then the lone actor has to occupy many of them at the same time. Only the best can do it.
Mark Carey is a master of the art, with a string of one man and small ensemble shows behind him. His latest show, Dead on Cue, recently performed at The Bear Pit Theatre, Stratford upon Avon, April 23-25, 2025, in partnership with Giles Shenton Productions, gave us an insight into his art in full flow.
Written by Mark, it is a ghost story set in the dressing room of a London theatre, spanning two generations sixty five years apart. The play in common is Hamlet, and the key characters are Bertie Tindall and Hamish Fife, minor character actors both, and Claude, later Sir Claude Mason, Shakespearean actor in the grand style. The three have a relationship that is only gradually revealed in a clever plot that is soaked in Shakespearean references and keeps one guessing till the end, when a ghostly twist is revealed that is surprising, scary and ultimately satisfying.
Mark’s track record includes What’s Wrong With Benny Hill, a touching and revelatory play about the comic who was a huge hit with British audiences in the 1970s, until he fell from grace, cut down by a new breed of more abrasive comedy that left his own, rooted in music hall, behind. Dead On Cue owes much to music hall, with Bertie’s shy and tender ‘boom-boom’ jokes delivered almost apologetically, drawn from his days treading the boards of a hundred half-empty theatres up and down the country. Mark has a soft spot for the gentle loser who nevertheless sees all and can tell all too, when the opportunity arises. With a sharp wit hidden within the soft tones he punctures the pomposity of many typical grandees of the theatre.
In the second half Mark plays Hamish Fife, a notch or two further up the theatrical ladder from his predecessor Bertie. Now he is playing understudy and the Ghost in Hamlet. But old memories hidden in the walls of the dressing room refuse to be silent, with specular and eerie results.
The atmosphere throughout is creepily claustrophobic, as it should be in the bowels of a theatre, where the air is saturated with the memories of old scores and strong emotions. It’s a tale many a thespian will recognise.
Dead on Cue is being delivered up and down the country, along with many other Giles Shenton productions, in a programme of shows that recalls the heyday of Rep’, when companies travelled up and down the country, staying in dingy hotels and B&Bs, always on the move. Maybe things are a little more comfortable now, but Mark Carey and Giles Shenton Productions keep a noble tradition of entertainment alive.







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